Bat Boy movie - Chrisitan Charity (Reprise) lyrics

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Song by Bat Boy: The Musical Cast<br /><br>

SHERIFF: It's not about these dumb elections.<br>

DR. PARKER (spoken): I never said it was<br>

SHERIFF: Don't want the cart before the horse.<br>

DR. PARKER (spoken): Of course, nobody does.<br>

SHERIFF: But some of my constituents<br>

Claim he's skulking through their kitchens!<br>

And soon I may have no recourse<br>

But to enforce the law!<br>

BUD: With deadly force!<br>

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LORRAINE: So there it is, Doc, spelled out plain.<br>

BUD: So are we clear?<br>

MAGGIE: You'll take no action that could derail this train!<br>

ALL TOWNSFOLK: You should just be grateful <br>

We don't hang him from a tree!<br>

So don't you go testin' our<br>

Christian charity!<br>

So ship him out, Doc,<br>

Don't care to where.<br>

BUD: You think that's fair?<br>

ALL TOWNSFOLK: Take the long way home --<br>

ROY: Because he's foulin' the air!<br>

ALL TOWNSFOLK: Doc we need a quarantine,<br>

We want a guarantee!<br>

He can't be allowed to come.<br>

BUD: He'll cause pandemonium!<br>

ALL TOWNSFOLK: So shape up and show us some Christian...<br>

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DR. PARKER (spoken): It's going to be hard on Meredith... but I give you my word. Edgar will not attend the revival.<br>

BUD (spoken): You word of honor?<br>

DR. PARKER (spoken): My word of honor.<br>

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(BUD and DR. PARKER shake hands. The townsfolk all sigh in relief.)<br>

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ALL TOWNSFOLK: Thank God you'll be showin' some<br>

Christian charity!<br>

And some dang sense!<br>

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[Thanks to Laura for lyrics]<br>

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