Barry Feldman - Patient For A Day lyrics

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PATIENT FOR A DAY

Words & Music Copyright by Barry Feldman (ASCAP)

Hire an ad agency, Enter the lottery

Your baby needs an operation

Gotta get a PR man, raise money quickly as you can

Sell yourself to the nation

Try to get on the news or on Phil Donahue

Or best of all though your chances are small

You could try to get on

Patient For A Day

The game show people are dyin to play

Mail in your entry right away

To Patient For A Day, care of this station

That’s Patient For A Day, care of this station

If you can get on the show the audience in the studio

Will hear each contestant’s story

Then they will try to choose who the President would choose

So you better not be boring

You can win an operation or a day’s recuperation

If you get the bonus question you could win a doctor too

Or get a game to play at home even if you lose

On Patient For A Day

The game show that people are dyin to play

Mail in your entry right away

To Social Insecurity, care of this station, that’s

Patient For A Day

The game show people are dyin to play

Mail in your entry right away

To The National Survival Match, care of this station, that’s

The National Survival Match, care of this station, that’s

Survival Match America, care of this station, that’s

Survival Match America, care of this station

Survival Match America, care of this station, that’s

Survival Match America, care of this station

Survival Match America, care of this station

Survival Match America, care<br />

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Thanks to Barry Feldman