Banjo & Sullivan - I'm At Home Getting Hammered (While She's Out Gett lyrics

rate me

We started in the morning, carried well into the night.

Throwing dirty dishes with all our might

It's a sad commentary on a marriage that has failed.

I'm at home getting hammered, while she's out getting nailed

Police pulled into my trailer park

Domestic violence will cost you after dark

Late night with her boss, says they're trying to make a sale

I'm at home getting hammered, while she's out getting nailed

I'm at home drinking whiskey in my easy chair

Watching jerry Lawler pulling Andy Kauffman's hair

Had a suspicion, so I opened up her mail

I'm at home getting hammered, while she's out getting nailed

She used to bring me beer and love all over me

Right before I went on disability

My wiggler aint so straight, I got whiskey dick

She don't perk it up, cause her ankles got so thick

The moral of this story is sad but true,

I love to drink, and she loves to screw

Hobo's got a better life, out riding on the rails

I'm at home getting hammered while she's out getting nailed