Banjo And Sullivan - I'm Trying To Quit, But I Just Quit Trying lyrics

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<b>I'm Trying To Quit, But I Just Quit Trying</b> by <i>Banjo And Sullivan</i><br />

Adam, you like having a drink or two

Sometimes twenty if you're feelin' blue

Sometimes one in the morning, so you can get out of bed

Ya like Jim, ya like Jack, ya like Makers Mark

Drinking in the daytime, drinking in the dark

Drinking with a crowd, drinking alone

Drinking in the shower, or drinking on the phone

I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying

Tried to hide it but I'm bad at lying

So I'm still drinking if you're still buying

I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying

Roy you like women but you're a married man

Sneaking around every chance you can

The feminine nation's gonna be the ruination of you

You like brunettes, redheads and bottled blonds

Pulling them jeans off, and mowing them lawns

You're staring down the barrel, it's the same ole' song

'Cause your wife and your girlfriend can't seem to get along

I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying

Having several women is death-defying

If there's eggs to break, I can't help but fry em'

I'm trying to quit but I just quit trying

Roy you like smoking my cheap homegrown

That Mexican Lettuce sure gets you stoned

You cotton-mouth so dry

You'll drink the water from my bong

You like Cencimilla Red and Acapulco Gold

Maui Waui and resin from the bowl

But we ain't wrote a song in so long I don't know

And now Johnny Law's waiting for us after the show

I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying

So roll me a joint and I'll start flying

Made us laugh so hard that we both started crying

I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying

I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying

I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying