Ball Otis - Charles Mansons Birthday lyrics

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Charles Manson\'s Birthday

by Otis Ball

from _I\'ll Love You Til I Don\'t_,

on Bar/None

It\'s Charles Manson\'s birthday, nobody\'s there

I tried to have a party - does anyone care?

A bag of balloons

A bucket of beer

One funny hat --

Nobody\'s here

(except me)

It\'s Charles Manson\'s birthday, so I sent a card

He doesn\'t have a lightbulb, but he can read it in the yard

What do you get for a

Psychotic guy

Who\'s stuck in prison

And can\'t get high?

Maybe next year I\'ll advertise in a college paper

If a girl shows up, we won\'t rape her

We\'ll hide the knives; we\'ll hide the gun

I sure hope Charlie still has fun

It\'s Charles Manson\'s birthday, no-one bought a gift

If I were Charlie Manson, well I\'d be pretty miffed

None of the Beatles

None of the Stones

Sent him a letter

Or bothered to phone

Squeaky had a baby and its head popped off

Squeaky had a baby and its head popped off

Squeaky had a baby and its head popped off

Squeaky had a baby and its head popped off