Bachelor Girl - Lucky Me lyrics

rate me

I've got an ex-boyfriend who calls me up

To blame me for his life.

I get bunches of rosesfrom another guy

And hate mail from his wife.

I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name

Likes to make love while watching tv.

And some guy calls in the middle of the night

Just so I can hear him breathe

Lucky me

Luckylucky me

I have everything in this whole wide world

A girl could ever needlucky me

I've got a great car

It's a red convertiblemade by mattel.

Got a nice house in the suburbs

With 'hell's angels' for neighbours as well.

I've got a scholarship for a hundred years of college

I wanna study dentistry

But my folks just want me married

And popping out the grand kids

To keep them company

Chorus

Luckylucky little old me

I have everything in this whole wide world

A girl could ever needlucky me

(lucky melucky me)

I think I wanna join the hare krishnas

Give up all my worldly goodscut off all my hair.

There's nothing that I have right now that brings me any joy

When I'm shopping at the mallcan't find it anywhere.

But I've got my tamagotchi

And I've got my wristwatch phone.

I got so many friends on the internet

I could never be alone.

I've got just enough cash to pay a lot of tax

But not enough to quit my job.

Got a fool's gold ring and credit card debt

Psychiatrist for my dog.

Lucky me

Luckylucky little old me

I have everything in this whole wide world

A girl could ever needlucky me

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