Allan Sherman - The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas lyrics
rate meThe Twelve Gifts of Christmas<br />
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me<br />
A Japanese transistor radio.<br />
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me<br />
Green polka-dot pajamas,<br />
And a Japanese transistor radio.<br />
(It's a Nakashuma.)<br />
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me<br />
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,<br />
Green polka-dot pajamas,<br />
And a Japanese transistor radio.<br />
(It's the Mark IV model. That's the one that's discontinued.)<br />
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me<br />
A simulated alligator wallet,<br />
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,<br />
Green polka-dot pajamas,<br />
And a Japanese transistor radio.<br />
(And it comes in a leatherette case with holes in it,<br />
So you can listen right through the case.)<br />
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me<br />
A statue of a lady, with a clock where her stomach ought to be,<br />
A simulated alligator wallet,<br />
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,<br />
Green polka-dot pajamas,<br />
And a Japanese transistor radio.<br />
(And it has a wire with a thing on one end that you<br />
Can stick in your ear, and a thing on the other end<br />
That you can't stick anywhere, because it's bent.)<br />
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me<br />
A hammered aluminum nutcracker,<br />
And all that other stuff,<br />
And a Japanese transistor radio.<br />
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me<br />
A pink satin pillow that says San Diego, with fringe all around it,<br />
And all that other stuff,<br />
And a Japanese transistor radio.<br />
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me<br />
An indoor plastic birdbath,<br />
And all that other stuff,<br />
And a Japanese transistor radio.<br />
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me<br />
A pair of teakwood shower clogs,<br />
And a Japanese transistor radio.<br />
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me<br />
A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter,<br />
And a Japanese transistor radio.<br />
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me<br />
An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television,<br />
but not when you get it home,<br />
And a Japanese transistor radio.<br />
On the twelfth day of Christmas, although it may seem strange,<br />
On the twelfth day of Christmas, I'm going to exchange:<br />
An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television,<br />
but not when you get it home,<br />
A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter,<br />
A pair of teakwood shower clogs,<br />
An indoor plastic birdbath,<br />
A pink satin pillow that says San Diego, with fringe all around it,<br />
A hammered aluminum nutcracker,<br />
A statue of a lady, with a clock where her stomach ought to be,<br />
A simulated alligator wallet,<br />
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,<br />
Green polka-dot pajamas,<br />
And a Japanese transistor radio.<br />
Merry Christmas everybody
