Allan Sherman - The Painless Dentist Song lyrics

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Parody of "The Continental (You Kiss While You're Dancing)" by Leo<br />

Reisman & His<br />

Orchestra, from the movie "The Gay Divorce") <br />

Beautiful molars...<br />

Lovely bicuspids... <br />

I'm Dr. Prentice, the painless dentist;<br />

By that what's meant is,<br />

It really doesn't hurt.<br />

This is Miss Klinger; you've met her finger.<br />

So open wide, and Miss Klinger will squirt. <br />

Well, well, I say there.<br />

We've got decay there.<br />

Can't let it stay there and cause you all that pain.<br />

So please Miss Klinger, remove your finger,<br />

And won't you hand me down my Novocaine. <br />

It's far worse than I thought it was;<br />

My charge is gonna be large. <br />

Don't be unwilling,<br />

It's just a filling,<br />

I'm simply drilling to dig a little pit.<br />

Don't fight Miss Klinger, or bite her finger<br />

And now while I change the drill you can spit. <br />

I hum while you're bleeding;<br />

It takes your mind off <br />

The things I grind off.<br />

Your gums are receding;<br />

You'll have to come back,<br />

We'll build that gum back. <br />

And now if you will open wide,<br />

Miss Klinger's gonna put her whole darn fist inside. <br />

That's it... now it's over.<br />

They'll be a puffiness around your cheeks,<br />

You'll have to eat soft food for three more weeks,<br />

And if you'll kindly stop those ghastly shrieks,<br />

I'm through. <br />

Beautiful molars...<br />

Lovely bicuspids...<br />

By Dr. Prentice! <br />

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