Allan Sherman - The Drop-Outs March lyrics
rate meThe Dropouts' March<br />
(No more pencils, no more books,<br />
No more teachers' dirty looks.<br />
Dropouts! dropouts! Yeah team!)<br />
On, dropouts, down the field,<br />
Ain't we the national shame.<br />
Cheer for our fun-loving breed,<br />
Who can't hardly read,<br />
Or write our name.<br />
March, dropouts, backward march.<br />
Ain't we a tragedy.<br />
Leave us unite, and fight, fight, fight<br />
For good old stupidity.<br />
Duh!<br />
Duh!<br />
Drop, dropouts, out of school,<br />
Proud of the will to fail.<br />
You won't find us in the school halls.<br />
Look in the pool halls, or in jail.<br />
Long may our colors wave,<br />
Sons of the black and blue.<br />
Light-hearted chaps<br />
Who steal hubcaps,<br />
We've got nothing else to do.<br />
Ignoramus there you are,<br />
Sitting in your hopped-up car,<br />
And your brains ain't up to par,<br />
And your ears stick out too far.<br />
Go, dropouts, go and buy,<br />
One comic book or two.<br />
You need some rest and enjoyment,<br />
Your unemployment check is due.<br />
Soon, dropouts, very soon,<br />
You'll wear a different hat.<br />
Soon you will be in the Army.<br />
Just try dropping out of that