Allan Sherman - Sue Me lyrics

rate me

Featuring Debbie Reynolds<br />

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Me<br />

Counting both feet, I have ten toes, <br />

They're not lady toes, they're men toes.<br />

And I keep them as momentoes, <br />

For I love them tenderly.<br />

All my hands are full of fingers, <br />

Very good as doorbell ringers.<br />

And the thought of fingers lingers<br />

In my haunted memory.<br />

In the middle is my carcass, <br />

And I always dress my carcass<br />

In the best from Neiman-Marcus.<br />

That's a big store in Big D.<br />

There are other things about me, <br />

Which I'll show you if you doubt me.<br />

Things that would not work without me, <br />

Like my elbow and my knee.<br />

On my face, two eyebrows, <br />

They're not your brows, they're my brows.<br />

Behind those eyebrows, <br />

That's where you'll find me