Allan Sherman - My Aunt Minnie lyrics

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My Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt,<br />

A mini-skirt,<br />

A mini-skirt.<br />

She's too skinny for a mini-skirt.<br />

Such a skinny creature<br />

Shouldn't feature such a feature <br />

But my old Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt<br />

And all the fellas flirt.<br />

Everybody's wise<br />

To my Aunt Minnie's thighs<br />

In her crazy mini-skirt. <br />

She's thinking young,<br />

She's thinking young.<br />

She's thinking younger than the youngters she's among.<br />

She's really cool, she's hip,<br />

A gas, a trip.<br />

She's the inspiration<br />

For the Pepsi generation. <br />

And she popped up later at a pop art show<br />

A pop art show,<br />

A pop art show.<br />

What's she doin' at a pop art show?<br />

Trading her Utrillo<br />

For a plastic box of Brillo <br />

For a painting of a can of lentil soup<br />

She traded her Van Gogh<br />

Then she took all her pop<br />

And traded it for op<br />

At that crazy pop art show. <br />

She's thinking young,<br />

She's thinking young.<br />

She's thinking younger than the youngters she's among.<br />

She's really cool, she's hip,<br />

A gas, a trip.<br />

She went to a happening<br />

(And didn't know what's happening.) <br />

And then she go-goed at a discotheque,<br />

A discotheque,<br />

A discotheque.<br />

Uncle Morris was a nervous wreck.<br />

Poor old Uncle Morris<br />

Only lasted half a chorus. <br />

But when Minnie go-goed at that discotheque,<br />

The kids picked up her check.<br />

Why they could hardly look<br />

At how Aunt Minnie shook.<br />

First they saw her do<br />

Her wicked boogaloo,<br />

And then they saw her swing<br />

Her shaky shing-a-ling<br />

At that crazy discotheque. <br />

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