Allan Sherman - Lotsa Luck lyrics

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Lotsa Luck<br />

When you're driving through the desert, and your car runs out of gas,<br />

Lotsa luck, pal, lotsa luck.<br />

When you try to stop some strangers they will holler as they pass,<br />

Lotsa luck, pal, lotsa luck.<br />

So you walk eight miles, and all uphill, to call the Auto Club,<br />

And the whole thing's nip and tuck.<br />

'Cause they'll ask you for your number, and your number's in your wallet,<br />

and your wallet's in your car, so lotsa luck.<br />

When your television set breaks down and needs repairin' bad,<br />

Lotsa luck, pal, lotsa luck.<br />

You look through the Yellow Pages for an honest-looking ad.<br />

Lotsa luck, pal, lotsa luck.<br />

Then the fellow comes, and says your set must go into the shop,<br />

And he takes it in his truck.<br />

Four months later when he brings it back, it's someone else's set,<br />

besides he drops it down the steps, so lotsa luck.<br />

Some people think a horseshoe's gonna bring them lots of luck.<br />

A horseshoe is a luck charm, of course.<br />

But for every set of horseshoes human beings use for luck,<br />

Somewhere in this world's a barefoot horse. (a barefoot horse)<br />

When you buy a tape recorder of the automatic kind,<br />

Lotsa luck, pal, lotsa luck.<br />

If it's simplified for folks who aren't mechanically inclined,<br />

Lotsa luck, pal, lotsa luck.<br />

There's a small instruction booklet that's one hundred pages long,<br />

And on page one you get stuck.<br />

It says, if unsatisfactory you must bring this to the factory,<br />

and the factory's in Japan, so Rotsa Ruck