Allan Sherman - I Can't Dance (Feat. Debbie Bush) lyrics

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I Can't Dance<br />

I can't dance.<br />

I can't dance.<br />

Besides, I'm two feet shorter than the girls are.<br />

All these dancing parties are just plain dumb.<br />

When they asked, I should have said, "I can't come."<br />

There's a girl with braces,<br />

Standing by the punch bowl and she's making funny faces.<br />

I guess she wants to dance.<br />

I can't dance.<br />

I can't dance.<br />

Besides I look so awful in these braces.<br />

If that boy wants me to dance, I'll just die.<br />

I'm so tall, and he's about three feet high.<br />

Ever since September,<br />

I've been taking dancing lessons, now I can't remember<br />

How the heck to dance.<br />

Pardon me.<br />

My name's Jeff.<br />

And I don't mind if you are tall and skinny.<br />

And those braces on your teeth,<br />

They're real neat.<br />

Thank you for the compliment, Gee you're sweet.<br />

Your name is Carlotta.<br />

I met you last summer when we went to Camp Granada.<br />

We oughta try to dance.<br />

Right foot first.<br />

Left foot next.<br />

I think you're sposed to do it to the music.<br />

You don't really look so bad, just your ears.<br />

When do you take your braces off?<br />

Four more years.<br />

By the time your teeth are ready,<br />

I'll be two feet taller, and I'll ask you to go steady.<br />

Then we'll dance