Allan Sherman - Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh lyrics

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Hello, Muddah! Hello, Fadduh!<br />

Here I am at Camp Granada.<br />

Camp is very entertaining,<br />

And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.<br />

I went hiking with Joe Spivy.<br />

He developed poison ivy.<br />

You remember Lynnard Skynnard?<br />

He got ptomaine poinsoning last night after dinner.<br />

All the counselors hate the waiters.<br />

And the lake has alligators.<br />

And the head coach wants no sissies,<br />

So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.<br />

Now I don't want this to scare ya,<br />

But my bunk mate has malaria.<br />

You remember Jeffrey Hardy?<br />

They're about to organize a searching party.<br />

Take me home.<br />

Oh Muddah, Fadduh,<br />

Take me home.<br />

I hate Granada.<br />

Don't leave me<br />

Out in the forest where, I might<br />

Get eaten by a bear.<br />

Take me home.<br />

I promise I will not make noise,<br />

Or mess the house with other boys.<br />

Oh, please don't make me stay,<br />

I've been here one whole day.<br />

Dearest Fadduh, Darling Muddah,<br />

How's my precious, little bruddah?<br />

Let me come home if you miss me.<br />

I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me!<br />

Wait a minute!<br />

It's stopped hailing.<br />

Guys are swimming.<br />

Guys are sailing.<br />

Playing baseball.<br />

Gee! That's better.<br />

Muddah, Fadduh, kindly disregard this letter!