Allan Sherman - Headaches lyrics

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Headaches"<br />

Headaches, headaches.<br />

Aspirin commercials give me headaches.<br />

Just when I'm feeling chipper as you please,<br />

That's when they show me all my sinus cavities.<br />

Headaches, headaches.<br />

Those sponsors don't care how my head aches.<br />

See that announcer, he looks so fine.<br />

His head should ache like mine.<br />

Headaches, headaches.<br />

Those pounding hammers give me headaches.<br />

They say it once and then they say again,<br />

Oh tension, pressure, pain, oh tension pressure pain.<br />

Headaches, headaches.<br />

Those sponsors love it when my head aches.<br />

Mother, don't hand me those pills from the shelf.<br />

I'd rather do it myself.<br />

(Mommy, can't you keep Daddy's car out of the driveway?!)<br />

Headaches, headaches.<br />

Those sponsors love it when my head aches.<br />

There is one remedy that's unsurpassed.<br />

And their commercials give me headaches "fast fast fast".<br />

Headaches, headaches.<br />

Aspirin commercials give me headaches.<br />

Today I swallowed the best cure yet.<br />

I ate my TV set