Allan Sherman - Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue lyrics

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Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue"<br />

Last night I met a man from Mars, and he was very sad.<br />

He said, "Won't you help me find my girl friend, please?"<br />

So I asked him, "What does she look like?",<br />

And the man from Mars said, she's<br />

Eight foot two, solid blue,<br />

Five transistors in each shoe,<br />

Has anybody seen my gal?<br />

Lucite nose, rust-proof toes,<br />

And when her antenna glows,<br />

She's the cutest Martian gal.<br />

You know she promised me, recently,<br />

She wouldn't stray,<br />

But came the dawn, she was gone<br />

Eighteen billion miles away.<br />

Her steering wheel has sex appeal,<br />

Her evening gown is stainless steel,<br />

Has anybody seen my gal?<br />

How I miss all the bliss<br />

Of her sweet hydraulic kiss,<br />

Has anybody seen my gal?<br />

Lovely shape, custom built,<br />

Squeeze her wrong and she says "tilt",<br />

Has anybody seen my gal?<br />

She does the cutest tricks, with her six stereo ears.<br />

When she walks by, spacemen cry,<br />

'Specially when she shifts her gears.<br />

If she's found, rush like mad,<br />

Put her on a launching pad,<br />

Down at Cape Canaveral,<br />

And shoot me back my cutie,<br />

My supersonic beauty,<br />

Send me back my Martian gal