Allan Sherman - Down The Drain lyrics
rate meDown, down, down, down, down...<br />
Down, down, down...) <br />
The sweetest things in life<br />
Don't stay around for very long.<br />
They come and go and don't come back again.<br />
While they're here, you feel so smug.<br />
That's when fate pulls out the plug,<br />
And the sweetest things in life go down the drain. <br />
What has happened to galoshes?<br />
Down the drain.<br />
Where's the Czar of all the Russias?<br />
Down the drain.<br />
And the five-cent candy bar,<br />
And the good old Edsel car?<br />
(Gone where all the swell things are.)<br />
Down the drain.<br />
(Right down the drain.)<br />
Down the drain.<br />
(Gone down the drain.) <br />
Where are telephone prefixes?<br />
Down the drain.<br />
They've all gone to where Tom Mix is.<br />
Down the drain.<br />
Where's those grand old Gold Dust Twins?<br />
(All those German zeppelins?)<br />
Boys who set up bowling pins?<br />
Down the drain.<br />
(Right down the drain.)<br />
Down the drain.<br />
(Gone down the drain.) <br />
Suppose we made a fuss<br />
About the double decker bus?<br />
Do you suppose they'd bring it back again?<br />
Fountain pens that use real ink,<br />
Coins that don't go clunk, but clink.<br />
The things we love are sinking down the drain. <br />
Where are all those kamikazes?<br />
Down the drain.<br />
And the Hotel Savoy Plaza's<br />
Down the drain.<br />
Where's the New York World's Fair?<br />
Just last year I saw it there!<br />
(In the heart of Flushing.)<br />
Where?<br />
(Flushing.)<br />
Down the drain.<br />
(Right down...)<br />
Flushing down the drain.<br />
(Right down the drain.)<br />
(Flushing down the drain.) <br />
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