Allan Sherman - Al 'n Yetta lyrics
rate meAl 'N' Yetta<br />
Al 'n' Yetta always sit togedda,<br />
Watching TV every single night.<br />
Munching popcorn from a dish,<br />
While observing Dorothy Gish.<br />
(Dorothy Gish) Dorothy Gish,<br />
(What a dish) What a dish.<br />
Ohhhh,<br />
Al 'n' Yetta couldn't have it betta,<br />
Their TV set has remote control.<br />
So they both can stay in bed,<br />
With Frankenstein and Mister Ed.<br />
(Mister Ed) Stay in bed,<br />
(Dorothy Gish) What a dish.<br />
Ohhhh,<br />
Al 'n' Yetta, fans of Art Linkletta,<br />
And they love to sing along with Mitch.<br />
They just found in TV Guide,<br />
Reruns of December Bride.<br />
(December Bride) TV Guide,<br />
(Mister Ed) Stay in bed,<br />
(Dorothy Gish) What a dish.<br />
Ohhhh,<br />
They're big fans of Gunsmoke and Bonanza,<br />
And Ben Casey and Doctor Jim Kildaire,<br />
And third reruns of Millionaire,<br />
And fourth reruns of Yogi Bear.<br />
(Millionaire) Yogi Bear,<br />
(December Bride) TV Guide,<br />
(Mister Ed) Stay in bed,<br />
(Dorothy Gish) What a dish.<br />
Ohhhh,<br />
Al 'n' Yetta love to watch Loretta<br />
When she enters through her fancy door.<br />
They just love The Real McCoys,<br />
Walter Cronkite and The Bowery Boys.<br />
(Bowery Boys) Real McCoys,<br />
(Millionaire) Yogi Bear,<br />
(December Bride) TV Guide,<br />
(Mister Ed) Stay in bed,<br />
(Dorothy Gish) What a dish.<br />
Ohhhh,<br />
Al got wrinkly, watching Huntley-Brinkley,<br />
And Colleg Bowl on Sunday afternoons.<br />
While they both watch Meet The Press,<br />
Yetta yearns for Elliott Ness.<br />
(Elliott Ness) Meet The Press,<br />
(Bowery Boys) Real McCoys,<br />
(Millionaire) Yogi Bear,<br />
(December Bride) TV Guide,<br />
(Mister Ed) Stay in bed,<br />
(Dorothy Gish) What a dish.<br />
Ohhhh,<br />
Al 'n' Yetta watched an operetta.<br />
Leonard Bernstein told them what they saw.<br />
They both shouted, "Hail Bernstein!"<br />
Then they switched to What's My Line.<br />
(Hail Bernstein) What's My Line,<br />
(Elliott Ness) Meet The Press,<br />
(Bowery Boys) Real McCoys,<br />
(Millionaire) Yogi Bear,<br />
(December Bride) TV Guide,<br />
(Mister Ed) Stay in bed,<br />
(Dorothy Gish) What a dish.<br />
Ohhhh,<br />
Al told Yetta something that upsetta.<br />
He said, "Dear, our picture tube has blown."<br />
Yetta answered, "Woe is me,<br />
For tonight we shall not see:<br />
(Hail Bernstein) What's My Line,<br />
(Elliott Ness) Meet The Press,<br />
(Bowery Boys) Real McCoys,<br />
(Millionaire) Yogi Bear,<br />
(December Bride) TV Guide,<br />
(Mister Ed) Stay in bed,<br />
(Dorothy Gish) What a dish."<br />
Ohhhh,<br />
Al 'n' Yetta's television set
