ADAM SANDLER - The Longest Pee lyrics

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Performed by adam sandler and rob schneider<br><br>[line of people talking]<br>Hey man, let me in there first<br>-go ahead man, take it easy<br>Thanks, I really gotta pee<br><br>[open door, close door]<br>[unzip pants]<br>[start pissin..........groaning....]<br>Oh man<br>[.....]<br>Ohhh yeah<br>[.....]<br>Ahhhh<br>[......stop briefly]<br>Ahh<br><br>[start pissing again..]<br>Oh man<br>[........]<br>Oh man<br>[...............]<br>Oh man<br>[.......gets louder]<br>Oh man<br>[..........and louder]<br>Oh man!!<br>[............as loud as a hose]<br>Oh man!!! oh..<br>[...........]<br>Oh no!<br>[........]<br>Oh man!<br>[...............slows down]<br>Ahhh<br>[stops]<br>Ahhhhhh...there ya go<br><br>[fart! starts pissing loudly again]<br>Oh! oh man!<br>[..............]<br>Oh my god!<br><br>[banging on the door]<br>[pissing slows down to dribble]<br>I'll be out in a minute!<br>[....dribbling...]<br>Oh..oh my<br>[stops]<br>Oh...oh thank god<br><br>[zips up pants]<br>[pisses in pants]<br>Awwww man!<br><br>[people laughing]<br>-hey man, you pissed in your pants<br>I know<br>-so did i<br>I guess that makes us piss pals<br>[horrible annoying laughter]<br>[rasberry]