ADAM SANDLER - Oh Mom... lyrics

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Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, david spade, jennifer lien, andrew leeds, meghan andrews, and robert smigel<br><br>[silverware clicking]<br>M1: can you pass the beats please? <br>F1: here you go<br>M1: thanks<br>Brad: hey mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! and I'm gonna go if that's ok with you.<br>Mom: nooo!!<br>Brad: why not mom? <br>F1: yeah, why mom? he should go.<br>Brad: it's gonna be fun. I'll get to meet new people...<br>Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you!<br>Brad: oh mom...<br>Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you!<br>F1: don't wory brad.<br><br>F2: hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price, but I was nervous to buy it. what do you think? <br>Mom: nooo!!<br>F2: really? I really like it...<br>Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you!<br>F2: oh mom, who is? <br>Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you!<br>F2: mom, you're so paranoid.<br>Mom: nooo!!<br><br>M3: hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for little league try-outs.<br>Mom: nooo!!<br>M3: yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 o'clock...<br>Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you!<br>M3: do you think you could drop me off there? ...<br>Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you!<br>M3: how am I gonna get there? <br>Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you!<br>M3: I'll walk I guess.<br>Mom: nooo!!<br><br>Cindy: mom, can you pass the salad dressing? <br>Mom: nooo!!<br>Cindy: please? <br>Mom: nooo!!<br>Cindy: come on, mom.<br>Mom: nooo!!<br>Brad: I'll get it for you cindy.<br>Cindy: thanks brad.<br>Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you!<br>Cindy: thanks for the tip, ma.<br>Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you!<br><br>Brad: hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream.<br>Mom: nooo!!<br>Brad: why are we eating inside? it's a beautiful night. we need to get out more.<br>Mom: nooo!!<br>Cindy: mother, brad is right.<br>Mom: nooo!!<br>Cindy: we should go out, it'll be fun.<br>Mom: nooo!!<br>Cindy: come on, let's go, I could go for some maple walnut.<br>Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you!<br>M3: yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time.<br>Mom: nooo!!<br>Cindy: you wanna come dave? <br>Mom: nooo!!<br>Dave: no, I'll hang out with mom.<br>M1: you sure? <br>Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you!<br>Dave: yeah, go without me.<br>M3: all right, see you guys later.<br>Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you!<br><br>Dave: how are you, mom? great meal tonight. sure is... you sure know how to cook! boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady. say mom, uhm, can I go canoeing next weekend with my friend barry? <br>Mom: nooo!!<br>Dave: please? <br>Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you!<br>Dave: mom, you're over reacting!<br>Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you!<br>Dave: why are you so overprotective!? <br>Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you!<br>Dave: mom! I'm going to the ice cream place! you're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!<br>[bangs on the table, gets up]<br>Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you!<br>[screen door closes]<br>Mom: they're all gonna laugh at him!