ADAM SANDLER - Mother's Day Song lyrics

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Mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoelace.<br>Mama spit on her fingers and used it to clean dirt off my face.<br><br>Brush your teeth, q-tip your ear,<br>Take off your sister's new brassiere.<br>Watch pbs, not deputy dawg,<br>Don't you eat that lincoln log.<br><br>Oh mama I still don't believe<br>It's true: the tooth fairy was you.<br>No way!<br><br>I love you maaaaaama,<br>More than than paaaastrama,<br>Way more than jeffrey daaaahma,<br>Even more than my nfl paaaaajamas.<br><br>Mama always calmed down dad when he got too mean.<br>Like the time he almost hit me for stealing his juggs magazine.<br><br>Stop your jumping,<br>You'll break the bed.<br>Don't you fill up<br>On the bread.<br>Take those<br>Take those<br>(trying to read cue card)<br>Take ... carrots out of your nose,<br>That's not a hat that's pantyhose.<br>Don't play baseball in your suit,<br>That magnum pi's very cute.<br>Don't forget vick's vapor-rub,<br>Stop masturbating in the tub.<br>Thanks for making corn beef hash,<br>And putting powder on my rash.<br>(so much better.)<br><br>I love you maaaaaama,<br>More than golf with arnold paaaaalmaaaa,<br>More than yellow moons in lucky chaaaaamaaaas,<br>Def leppard's drummer only had one aaaaaaamaaa.<br><br>Oh, mrs. nealon, yes it's true,<br>Kevin's gonna sing to you.<br><br>Come on kevin.<br><br>I love you maaaaaama<br><br>Come on, keep goin'.<br><br>More than films by brian depaaaaalmaaaa.<br><br>Thanks for being my date to the praaaaamaaaa.<br><br>Thanks for writing that note to the draft<br>Board that said I was gay so I got out<br>Of vietnaaaamaaa.<br><br>Mom your way better than the world trade center baaaaamaaaa.<br><br>Who's name by the way is mohamed salaaaamaaa.<br><br>I love you even more than richard gere loves the dali laaaaahmaaa.<br><br>And richard gere was also good in sommersby,<br>Which was a melodraaaamaa.<br><br>Oh, all you moms out there oughta know,<br>We kids love you so.<br><br>Have a happy mother's day.<br>Thank you very much!<br>Thank you!<br><br>Adam saaaandlaaa.