7L & ESOTERIC - Play Dumb lyrics

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I feel like I should say something right now, right here. (What happened?) I mean I do have command of the board. (What's going on?) Not like Buck Williams, Charles Barkley, or Ken Jennings but I ain't gonna waste your time cause it's A New Dope. (I'll fill you in on the way.) The timeframe is now.

Two plus two, add em up get five

Capital of Boston, Mass is Beverly

See that man with the gun, poke him in the eye

Now now, G.W. Bush would never lie

Mike Tyson's such a clever guy

Illmatic was good but it's no Aquemini

Cemetery, I spell it with an "a"

Phlegm's f-l-e-m today

I spoke with Madonna on I'm

Myspace, Led Zeppelin's my friend

Hip hop started in Ipswich

French fries taste like dog shit

Billy Holliday, he's the best

That [?] Beck is touring out west

Men and women they both need a crown

For being so dumb yo tell me how they sound

(Dumb) When y'all ain't having no sex

But he comes home reeking of beer and Durex

(Dumb) When you keep running back to your ex

When he treats you like I treated my Lex

(Dumb) When you're backstage at a show

And don't know that your girl ain't look like a ho

(Dumb) When you date a guy for three weeks

Get his name tattooed all on your ass cheeks

(Dumb) When you gave your boyfriend the keys to the crib

When he barely sees your ass as it is

(Dumb) When you [?] the drunk In the club

So you shake what your momma gave you to a thug

(Dumb) Drinking, you're trying to find Steve

And he says that his cellphone's dead and you believe him

(Dumb) When you think he thinks you're number one

I know stupid people girl but you dumb

Now we ain't here to celebrate stupidity or glorify being braindead but there's a few things we have to address.

Tupac ain't really dead yo

That's real blood on Ric Flair's head bro

Bin Laden, he's only bluffing

She on the pill so I won't catch nothing

The Sox dude they don't need Manny

The Celtics really need Danny

My ex-girlfriend can't stand me

Nickelback should've won a Grammy

Should I bring wine to the funeral?

Adrianna Lima ain't beautiful

Men and women they both get a crown for being so dumb

Yo tell em how they sound

(Dumb) When you lend your best friend your whip

When he's nuts and you knowing that he drives like shit

(Dumb) When you give your girlfriend a lift

To a guy friend's you don't even question it

(Dumb) When you party like a rock star

Drive drunk, break down and flag down a cop car

(Dumb) When you take eight shots of [?]

[?] nine shots of Goose [?]

(Dumb) When you when you're buying these whiplash CD's

From MC's that keep rhyming over [?]

(Dumb) When you call yourself an entertainment company but don't do jack

(Dumb) When you try to rob a gas station

Now the cashiers will smash that face in

(Dumb) When you fight battles with a gun

I know stupid but that's just dumb

What a dumb thing to do. I'm sure you wouldn't have done anything like this if mom and dad were here.

Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

Don't open that door! Don't open that door! Oh man you are dumb.