7L & ESOTERIC - Perfect Person lyrics

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[Verse 1:]

I got six pairs of Nikes by the front door

I got six more by the TV so it's war

The only time I pick em up's to put em on my feet

And that's the reason why my girl

Is trying to kill me in my sleep

Every time I go to change the trash bag in the barrell

It gets stuck because it's overflowing with dirty apparel

I don't do laundry, I just buy new socks and undies

I don't give a fuck, I been this way since I was rocking Gumbies

I love this girl to death but I'm startin to wonder,

"Does she love me back? Or does she really want me six feet under? "

Cause she claims I don't do anything around the house

But play a game of cat and mouse with Foxy and Neo

Yo they tearin' up the couch

I said I love em, she said if you really loved em

You would change their kitty litter, not just feed them crap and bug em

Please, back on up cause you're in the way

I'm trying to watch the game, girl. Is that okay?

"My friends all say... "

Your friends all say nothin. I'm tryin to hear today.

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You don't wanna kill me, you wanna mould me and build me

Until I'm the perfect person for you but I think that's silly (It's true)

You don't wanna beat me, you wanna school me and teach me

Until I'm the perfect person for you but you cannot reach me (Nope)

[Verse 2:]

Now this situation, livin with a mental patient

Posin as my girlfriend got me lookin for some ventilation

And I kick my feet up when I'm home, I turn the heat up, leave the seat up

That leads up to me gettin hands beat up, she's G'ed up

I know she's thinkin I ain't worth a buck in change

If I'm not sellin records on the wall and no she fuckin frames

I can't explain the pain I go through

Karma's like that so I told you

You can go to family functions for brownie points and get nothin

But mashed potatoes and stuffing, have fun, uncomfortable hugging

That goes hand in hand when man meets woman's fam

You understand? I do. I used to view her as this undomestic goddess

Now the Food Network and Rachel Ray have taken her away

I know you're thinkin, "Dude, don't complain."

I'm not complainin, I'm explainin how she's drainin every brain muscle inside my cranium

And yo maybe I'm nuts. I never said she's feminazi

But she's trying to turn her boyfriend into Emeril Lagasse

And I can't do that, I'm a plan to pack

How I look comin home with a can of that?

How'd I look comin home with a Santa hat?

You know I buy you things, you can handle that (Right?)

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