40 Year Old Virgin movie - I Got Ants in My Pants lyrics
rate me<br>
(And I Want to Dance)<br>
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- Version 1 -<br>
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Now, let's go walking, <br>
Let's go walking, <br>
Out the park, <br>
Out the park, <br>
I'm not responsible <br>
I'm not responsible <br>
What I do after a dark! <br>
What I do after a dark! <br>
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Now, let's go walking, <br>
Let's go walking, <br>
Out the park, <br>
Out the park, <br>
I'm not responsible <br>
I'm not responsible <br>
What I do after a dark! <br>
What I do after a dark! <br>
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Forgive me, miss, <br>
Forgive me, miss, <br>
I must insist <br>
I must insist <br>
You can't resist, <br>
You can't resist, <br>
If you feel like this! <br>
If you feel like this! <br>
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'Cause I can't dance, <br>
I can't dance, <br>
I got ants in my pants, <br>
Got ants in my pants, <br>
Now, I can't dance, <br>
I can't dance, <br>
Got ants in my pants! <br>
Got ants in my pants! <br>
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Now, let's get a penthouse, <br>
Let's get a penthouse, <br>
And go to town, <br>
And go to town, <br>
I want some pettin', <br>
I want some pettin' <br>
That'll bring me down! <br>
That'll bring me down! <br>
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Now, let's get a penthouse, <br>
Now, let's get a penthouse, <br>
And go to town, <br>
And go to town, <br>
I want some pettin', <br>
I want some pettin' <br>
That'll bring me down! <br>
That'll bring me down! <br>
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[Scatting] <br>
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Now, I can't dance, <br>
Now, I can't dance, <br>
Got ants in my pants, <br>
Got ants in my pants, <br>
Now, I can't dance, <br>
Now, I can't dance, <br>
Got ants in my pants! <br>
Got ants in my pants! <br>
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Now, let's go riding, <br>
Let's go riding, <br>
Ain't gonna carry you far, <br>
Where you gonna take me? <br>
Now, you'll fix the blow-out, <br>
I'll fix the blow-out, <br>
And I'll drive the car! <br>
And you'll drive the car! <br>
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Boy, let's go riding, <br>
Where you goin'? <br>
Ain't gonna carry you far, <br>
You're gonna take me from where? <br>
You'll fix the blow-out, <br>
I'll fix the blow-out, <br>
And I'll drive the car! <br>
And you'll drive the car! <br>
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But, you gotta have gas, <br>
You gotta have gas, <br>
If you wanna go fast, <br>
If you wanna go fast, <br>
Ain't got no gas, <br>
Then you got a dead motor, dead car! <br>
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Now, I can't dance, <br>
You can't dance? <br>
I got ants in my pants, <br>
Ha, ha! <br>
Now, I can't dance, <br>
Now, you can't dance, <br>
I got ants in my pants! <br>
Ants in your pants! <br>
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- Version 2 -<br>
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Oh baby, let's have a party, <br>
Let's have a party, <br>
Let's all begin; <br>
Let's all begin; <br>
You bring the women, <br>
You bring the women. <br>
And I'll bring the gin. <br>
I'll bring the gin. <br>
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Let's go for a ride, <br>
Let's go for a ride, <br>
Ain't going far, <br>
Ain't going far, <br>
You fix the blow-out, <br>
You fix the blow-out, <br>
Boy, and I'll drive the car. <br>
I'll drive the car. <br>
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Oh, zaz-zoo-zoo, <br>
Oh, zaz-zoo-zoo, <br>
Oh, zoo-zaz, <br>
Oh, zoo-zaz, <br>
Oh, zaz-zoo, <br>
Oh, zaz-zoo, <br>
[Scatting] <br>
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I can't dance, <br>
I can't dance. <br>
Got ants in my pants, <br>
Got ants in my pants. <br>
I can't dance, <br>
I can't dance, <br>
Got ants in my pants! <br>
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Boys, I can't dance, <br>
I got ants in my pants. <br>
Oh, man, Chick can't dance. <br>
Why? <br>
He's got ants in his pants. <br>
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