2 LIVE CREW - Dirty Nursery Rhymes lyrics
rate meYou aint got no shit for me
My mamma and your mamma was talking a lil shit
My mamma called your mamam a bulldagger ass bitch
I know your sister and the bitch aint shit
She's slayed me and all da boys
And even sucked our dick
Jack and Jill went up da hill to have a little fun
Jack got mad kicked jill in the ass cuz she couldn't make him come
Momma Bear and Poppa Bear went for a walk through da forrest
Momma Bear asked Poppa Bear could he could eat her porridge
Poppa Bear said "Shit Bitch, You must think I'm Sick
Just get down here on your knees and suck this bear ass dick"
Abraham Lincoln was a good ol' man
He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand
Said "excuse me ladies, I'm doin my duty so pull down your pants and give me some booty"
This is far out
There's an ol' lady who lives in a shoe
Got a house full of kids and don't know what to do
She sucked and fucked all the niggas around
When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found
Little Miss Muffet sat on da tuffit
With her legs gapped open wide
Up came a spider
Looked up inside her and said "That pussy's wide!"
Little Jack Horner sat in in da corner
Fuckin Miss cutie pie
Stuck in his thumb and made da bitch cum
And said "Hellova nigga am I!"
Humpty Dumpty fell of da wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls
All da kings horses and all da kings men
Couldn't put that fat muthafucker back together again
Yo Ed wait... I got one... Hey dig dis I got one...
Check dis out...
Da two dudes... dig dis da two dudes... two dudes dressed like nuns... right
Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to your grandmother's house
But before she got there
She met this man that turned her hot ass out
Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair
Da dogs on my ass and their gettin near
Her hair came loose
And fell on her lake
Bitch check your weave that's in dat lake
Bitch get dat weave out
(DJ)
You dirty bitch get dat weave out
(Mix it)
Bitch get dat weave out
Hey you ruined my record, man! I just bought it!
