1-800-Zombie - Unicorn lyrics

rate me

don't call me a horse

I'm a unicorn

mystical, magical, mysterious

not plain

got wings like Pegasus and a nice white coat

I grant wishes and prance in the rain

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that's unicorn

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yeah

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I'm a unicorn

8000 B.C.

Noah's ark wasn't built before me

I'm friends with dragons, Bob Saget

you think I'm not real?

Full House! I'm in the background, fool!

eatin' grass all day, party all night

I'll grant your wish

right before your eyes

I'm hiding in your hills

eating all your apples

drinking water

writing facts on your Snapples

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