Idle Hands movie - My Girlfriend's Dead lyrics

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Song by The Vandals<br /><br>

(Fitzgerald) 2'40<br>

I once had a girlfriend<br>

But then one day she dumped me<br>

And everywhere I go people would ask me where she was<br>

I don't want to talk about her<br>

Someone always asks about her<br>

So I tell them all: my girlfriend's dead<br>

I say it's leukemia or sometimes bulemia<br>

Or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her<br>

I don't want to talk about her<br>

But someone always asks about her<br>

So I tell them all: she's dead<br>

I guess there's a part of me<br>

That lacks sympathy<br>

Oh, the looks on their faces when I tell them<br>

How she passed away<br>

I don't want to talk about her<br>

But someone always asks about her<br>

So I tell them all shes dead<br>

My girlfriend's dead [2x], you see<br>

It's a total lie but it's easier on me<br>

Than having to admit that she likes someone else<br>

My girlfriend's dead [2x], you know<br>

Please change the subject, I'm going to go<br>

Jump off a building and join her in heaven<br>

I don't want to talk about her<br>

But someone always asks about her<br>

So I tell them all: she's dead<br>

I once had a girlfriend<br>

But then one day she dumped me<br>

And everywhere I go people would ask me where she was<br>

I don't want to talk about her ----<br>

But someone always asks about her ----[2x]<br>

So I tell them all: my girlfriend's dead -<br>

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