Idle Hands movie - Beheaded '99 lyrics

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Song by Offspring<br /><br>

Mommy doesn't have her head anymore<br>

Keep it underneath my bed on the floor<br>

That's alright though<br>

That's ok<br>

She never really used her head anyway<br>

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Daddy called me a silly bore<br>

Bet he wont say that anymore<br>

Because the way his body's severed in two<br>

His vocal chords are gonna be hard to use<br>

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Beheaded<br>

Watch you spurt like a garden hose<br>

Beheaded<br>

Bloody mess all over my clothes<br>

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Watch my girlfriend come to the door<br>

Chop off her head, she falls to the floor<br>

Watching my baby's jugular flow<br>

Really makes my motor go<br>

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Wrap a towel around the bloody stump<br>

Take my baby's body to the city dump<br>

Then wipe the mess off the bloody axe<br>

Scoop all the heads in my burlap sack<br>

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All my collection<br>

Adorns my rooms on bamboo poles<br>

Used to be a little<br>

But a little got more and more<br>

Now I'm craving yours<br>

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Night brings bad dreams<br>

Bad dreams and guillotines<br>

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Off with her head<br>

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Find another victim for my machine<br>

Put him in a homemade guillotine<br>

Blade falls, gonna need a casket<br>

Watch the head plop in a wicker basket<br>

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Leave the house at a quarter to four<br>

Come back with sixteen or more<br>

Cause the more I want, the more I see<br>

Got a funny feeling coming over me<br>

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