ICE CUBE - You Can't Fade Me lyrics

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Now the taste of alcohol is filling up my bladder<br>What's the date and time it don't matter<br>Had a pocket full of phone numbers I was trying to sort<br>To make a long story short<br>Ran into this girl named carla<br>Knew her from the back seat of my homie's impala<br>She said what's up yeah what's the deal<br>Check the hairdo of course it ain't real<br>Then I looked down she was fat in the front<br>I asked how long, well about seven months<br>Oh how time flies when you're having fun<br>She said yeah but the damage is done<br>Where you been, on a little vacation<br>Oh by the way congratulations<br>Who's the lucky man? I don't have a clue<br>Then she said the lucky man is you<br>I dropped my brew<br>And everything looked fuzzy<br>Not a baby by you the neighborhood hussy<br>She said yeah remember that date<br>I thought back and tried to calculate<br>Then I said damn are you sure it's mine<br>Cause I know you been tossed plenty of times<br>She said that day no I wasn't whoring<br>Your ass is mine that's when the sweat started pouring<br>Cause all I saw was ice cube in court<br>Paying a gang on child support<br>Then I thought deep about giving up the money<br>What I need to do is kick the bitch in the tummy<br>Naw cause then I'd really get faded<br>That's murder one cause it was premeditated<br>So what I'm a do<br>I don't have a clue<br>How many months left damn only two<br>I'm gettin faded<br><br>No cigar, g<br>Ay yo homey man I'm getting faded<br><br>It's crazy cause before I could sleep with her<br>I had to duck and dodge and try to creep with her<br>See the booty and the front was all in place<br>But the girl had the pitbull face<br>So we ran jumped drove swam crawled hid<br>Oh lord God forbid<br>My homies see me at the motel<br>Cause those fools would love to just go tell<br>Everybody in the hood that knows your rep<br>So jump in the back seat and quiet is kept<br>And hold your big fat butt steady<br>Cause yo hoe I got the paper bag ready<br>She started moaning and gobbling like a turkey<br>I knocked the boots from here to albuquerque<br>I dropped her off man and I'm knowing<br>That I'm a hate myself in the morning<br>I got drunk to help me forget<br>Yo another day another hit shit<br>I'm gettin faded<br><br>Ay yo you know what time it is<br><br>Nine months later she's ready to drop the load<br>And everybody in the hood already knows<br>It's supposed to be mine so they laughing at me<br>You know ice cube can't be having that g<br>I'm thinking to myself why did I bang her<br>Now I'm in the closet looking for the hanger<br>Jd and jinx and t-bone won't let up they won't shut up<br>I'm gettin fed up bitch<br>Cause I know you're tryin to break me<br>But if I find out your tryin to fake me<br>I'm a buff that duff for a hoot<br>Beat ya down and leave a crown or two<br>That night she went into labor<br>And the shit is getting kinda major<br>The baby came out damn it was a lifesaver<br>Looking like my next-door neighbor<br>She said it was mine that was her best guess<br>But let's check the results of the blood test<br>I started smiling yeah cause it read negative<br>Damn why did I let her live? <br>After that I should've got the gat<br>And bust and rushed and illed and peeled the cap<br>But no I just told the hoe who laid me<br>Excuse me bitch it's a switch<br>You can't fade me<br><br>Naw baby not this way<br>Yo you ain't playing ice cube out like no booger<br>I don't fall for the okey-doke<br>And before I fall for the okey-doke<br>I let the pistol smoke<br>Now sing it<br>Yeah baby you can't fade me<br>Naw unfadable baby