I Voted For Kodos - Not Penis Cream lyrics

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I've found a new beauty secret for my Rod

It feels so good when I rub it all over ..Todd!

So soft and silky with the most beautiful sheen

It came in a box labeled,

Not Penis Cream!

Not Penis Cream!

Saw it on TV and I ordered on the phone

Three to five days rush delivered to my home

Then in my mailman's eye I saw a knowing glean

He handed me a box labeled,

Not Penis Cream!

Not Penis Cream!

It could be almost anything

Cds or girly magazines

A baseball glove or a year's supply of Spam

But one thing's for sure, yeah yeah

It's Not Penis Cream!

Not Penis Cream!

It's Not Penis Cream!

Not Penis Cream!