I Set My Friends On Fire

I Set My Friends On Fire - Sex Ed Rocks lyrics

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There comes a time in every man's life<br />

When he grows hair where it used to be bare<br />

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I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy<br />

You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy<br />

Because periods suck and commas rule!<br />

This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool! <br />

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When she gives you affection, you better wear protection<br />

That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?<br />

In Sex Ed (in Sex Ed), remember what you read (remember what you read)<br />

Just forget what the others have said<br />

Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed<br />

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And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby, <br />

And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy<br />

Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry<br />

They have the ability to pee in your eye<br />

Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry<br />

They have the ability to pee in your eye<br />

(OH MY GOD IT BURNS! )<br />

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And did we mention<br />

The risk of getting STDs<br />

Not just gross hookers have it<br />

Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit<br />

You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?<br />

Well maybe you should watch more basketball<br />

Wait a second this is not about sports<br />

Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts<br />

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When she gives you affection, you better wear protection<br />

That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?<br />

In Sex Ed (in Sex Ed), remember what you read (remember what you read)<br />

Just forget what the others have said<br />

Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed<br />

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Your body is growing<br />

You will get hairy<br />

Your puny voice will start to change<br />

And your no-no place will feel a bit strange<br />

Your pits will stink<br />

You will get zits on your face<br />

Without this knowledge you will scare girls away<br />

So listen to this song every day

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