I Set My Friends On Fire - Four Years Foreplay lyrics

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There's a thing or two about high school that you need to know<br />

We wish we had known this when we were freshmen<br />

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Watch out for freshmen Friday<br />

The most dangerous day of the week<br />

You thought you were excited for the weekend<br />

But this is where your week ends<br />

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Four more years of obeying authority<br />

Without question, don't reach super sighted<br />

There's only one thousand four hundred sixteen pages left to read<br />

It will be time to celebrate<br />

When it's time to graduate<br />

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Whatever you do<br />

Don't you ever bring a roller backpack to school<br />

Because douchebag kids will kick them over<br />

We don't see why though they're really convenient<br />

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If a girl gives you a smile<br />

Don't be deceived<br />

She wants you to father her child<br />

And he's probably not even cute<br />

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The only thing good about high school<br />

Is their super badass playgrounds<br />

They have the best swings ever<br />

I once jumped five feet in the air<br />

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Four more years of obeying authority<br />

Without question, don't reach super sighted<br />

There's only one thousand four hundred sixteen pages left to read<br />

It will be time to celebrate<br />

When it's time to graduate<br />

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To think how happy I was before I came<br />

Running out of every room I walked in today<br />

And the most miserable part<br />

Is that it's only the first day<br />

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If highschool was compared to seeing your mom in a playboy magazine<br />

Then maybe high school isn't that bad<br />

Because that'd be the biggest boner killer in history<br />

Unless she's hot