I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change movie - Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy lyrics

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Man 1<br>

All right, I am boasting<br>

On Dates I am coasting<br>

It's me I am toasting<br>

Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy!<br>

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Man 2<br>

My hairline's receding<br>

My ulcer is bleeding<br>

My ego needs feeding<br>

Why?<br>

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Both<br>

'Cause I'm a Guy<br>

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Man 1<br>

My vacuum is rusting<br>

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Man 2<br>

My bathtub is crusting<br>

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Both<br>

My kitchen's disgusting<br>

Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy!<br>

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Man 1<br>

My gut is expanding<br>

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Man 2<br>

In bed I'm commanding<br>

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Both<br>

By God, I'm outstanding<br>

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?<br>

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Man 1<br>

'Cause I am strong!<br>

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Man 2<br>

Strong!<br>

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Both<br>

I am invincible<br>

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Man 1<br>

And I'm a hockey-loving<br>

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Man 2<br>

Meat-eating<br>

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Man 1<br>

Jock-itching<br>

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Man 2<br>

Channel-flipping<br>

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Man 1<br>

Belching, Burping<br>

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Man 2<br>

Scratching, Snoring<br>

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Both<br>

Never-stop-to-ask-directions<br>

Guy! (Yelled)Yeah!<br>

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[Thanks to redhead8601@comcast.net,<br>

smileoftheacrobat@hotmail.com for lyrics]<br>

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