<br>
Man 1<br>
All right, I am boasting<br>
On Dates I am coasting<br>
It's me I am toasting<br>
Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy!<br>
<br>
Man 2<br>
My hairline's receding<br>
My ulcer is bleeding<br>
My ego needs feeding<br>
Why?<br>
<br>
Both<br>
'Cause I'm a Guy<br>
<br>
Man 1<br>
My vacuum is rusting<br>
<br>
Man 2<br>
My bathtub is crusting<br>
<br>
Both<br>
My kitchen's disgusting<br>
Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy!<br>
<br>
Man 1<br>
My gut is expanding<br>
<br>
Man 2<br>
In bed I'm commanding<br>
<br>
Both<br>
By God, I'm outstanding<br>
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?<br>
<br>
Man 1<br>
'Cause I am strong!<br>
<br>
Man 2<br>
Strong!<br>
<br>
Both<br>
I am invincible<br>
<br>
Man 1<br>
And I'm a hockey-loving<br>
<br>
Man 2<br>
Meat-eating<br>
<br>
Man 1<br>
Jock-itching<br>
<br>
Man 2<br>
Channel-flipping<br>
<br>
Man 1<br>
Belching, Burping<br>
<br>
Man 2<br>
Scratching, Snoring<br>
<br>
Both<br>
Never-stop-to-ask-directions<br>
Guy! (Yelled)Yeah!<br>
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[Thanks to redhead8601@comcast.net,<br>
smileoftheacrobat@hotmail.com for lyrics]<br>
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