Tear Jerk
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<br> Man 2<br> So I go, lets do dinner and a flick. <br> So she goes, well, you certainly move quick. <br> So I go, well your so lovely that you make my heart just ache. <br> So she goes, well what movie should we do? <br> So I go, well that is fully up to you. <br> And that my friends was my one big mistake. <br> My movie satisfaction is mindless violent action, <br> Some muscle men to tussel with Stalone. <br> A thriller that would thrill us, with Aronold or Bruce Willis, <br> And lots of naked shots of Sharon Stone. <br> This movie here is clawing so pretty and annoying, <br> These flicks they make for chicks who drag their men. <br> I ben she gets all weepy while I get really sleepy, <br> No chick will ever pick the flick again.<br> <br> Women 2<br> She loves he, but he is married to a wife whose dying really slow. <br> He will grive so they're all happy, how beautiful, he's dutiful, that Joe!<br> <br> Man 2<br> I yearn to see a chainsaw, a phsyco with a painsaw, <br> How nice to see 'em slice each persons splean. <br> A nut job in this movie, oh boy, would that be groovy, <br> He'd wipe this painful tripe right off the screen.<br> <br> Women 2<br> The end is near, he's at her bedside, while he's true love waits for him, amen.<br> <br> Man 2<br> She don't look good, she's on the dead side.<br> <br> Women 2<br> And now Joe vows he'll never love again.<br> <br> Man 2<br> Well that is rather queer now, did I just feel, a tear now, <br> I bet its just some sweat caught in my eye. <br> Well that is fairly funny, my nose feels rather runny. <br> Good God this might sound odd but I might cry.<br> <br> Women 2 <br> Oh God they're at the grave now.<br> <br> Man 2<br> And Joe is acting brave now, I'm fearful I'll be tearful any sec.<br> <br> Women 2<br> Oh God<br> <br> Man 2 <br> I know that she'll burn rubber, if I sit here and blubber I'm quickly growing sickly I'm a wreck.<br> <br> Women 2<br> Oh God<br> <br> Man 2<br> Think of thought more whistfull, Clint Eastwood with a fistfull, <br> Of oozy guns and boozy broads galore. <br> Oh crap, its just not working this movie is tear jerking, <br> This fellow will be jello on the floor. <br> I gotta get a grip now, <br> (Women 2, Joe won't cry, he's too strong) <br> simply can sit now, if I close my eyes tight cause <br> I'm a guy, no whimprine like a puppy, <br> I gotta machouppy how how will I allow myself to cry. <br> Oh my God. <br> <br> Women 2 (spoken)<br> Are you ok?<br> <br> Man 2 (spoken)<br> I'm fine, allergies.<br> <br> Women 2 (spoken)<br> I love men who aren't afraid to cry at the movies.<br> <br> <br>
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