I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change movie - Tear Jerk lyrics
rate me<br>
Man 2<br>
So I go, lets do dinner and a flick. <br>
So she goes, well, you certainly move quick. <br>
So I go, well your so lovely that you make my heart just ache. <br>
So she goes, well what movie should we do? <br>
So I go, well that is fully up to you. <br>
And that my friends was my one big mistake. <br>
My movie satisfaction is mindless violent action, <br>
Some muscle men to tussel with Stalone. <br>
A thriller that would thrill us, with Aronold or Bruce Willis, <br>
And lots of naked shots of Sharon Stone. <br>
This movie here is clawing so pretty and annoying, <br>
These flicks they make for chicks who drag their men. <br>
I ben she gets all weepy while I get really sleepy, <br>
No chick will ever pick the flick again.<br>
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Women 2<br>
She loves he, but he is married to a wife whose dying really slow. <br>
He will grive so they're all happy, how beautiful, he's dutiful, that Joe!<br>
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Man 2<br>
I yearn to see a chainsaw, a phsyco with a painsaw, <br>
How nice to see 'em slice each persons splean. <br>
A nut job in this movie, oh boy, would that be groovy, <br>
He'd wipe this painful tripe right off the screen.<br>
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Women 2<br>
The end is near, he's at her bedside, while he's true love waits for him, amen.<br>
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Man 2<br>
She don't look good, she's on the dead side.<br>
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Women 2<br>
And now Joe vows he'll never love again.<br>
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Man 2<br>
Well that is rather queer now, did I just feel, a tear now, <br>
I bet its just some sweat caught in my eye. <br>
Well that is fairly funny, my nose feels rather runny. <br>
Good God this might sound odd but I might cry.<br>
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Women 2 <br>
Oh God they're at the grave now.<br>
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Man 2<br>
And Joe is acting brave now, I'm fearful I'll be tearful any sec.<br>
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Women 2<br>
Oh God<br>
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Man 2 <br>
I know that she'll burn rubber, if I sit here and blubber I'm quickly growing sickly I'm a wreck.<br>
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Women 2<br>
Oh God<br>
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Man 2<br>
Think of thought more whistfull, Clint Eastwood with a fistfull, <br>
Of oozy guns and boozy broads galore. <br>
Oh crap, its just not working this movie is tear jerking, <br>
This fellow will be jello on the floor. <br>
I gotta get a grip now, <br>
(Women 2, Joe won't cry, he's too strong) <br>
simply can sit now, if I close my eyes tight cause <br>
I'm a guy, no whimprine like a puppy, <br>
I gotta machouppy how how will I allow myself to cry. <br>
Oh my God. <br>
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Women 2 (spoken)<br>
Are you ok?<br>
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Man 2 (spoken)<br>
I'm fine, allergies.<br>
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Women 2 (spoken)<br>
I love men who aren't afraid to cry at the movies.<br>
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