I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change movie - Single Man Drought lyrics
rate me<br>
Man 1 (spoken)<br>
And thats why I love airodynamic engineering.<br>
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Women 2 (spoken)<br>
Wow Bob, what a long story.<br>
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Man 1 (spoken)<br>
So anything to start?<br>
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Women 2 (spoken)<br>
Oh no Bob no appatizer for me, I'm a very light eater. (sang) I'm lying<br>
(spoken) Plus I didn't get to the gym, and generally I go every single day. <br>
(sang) I'm really lying.<br>
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Man 1 (spoken)<br>
Veronica, you are one special lady, I could talk to you all night.<br>
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Women 2 <br>
Please God don't let him.<br>
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Man 2 (spoken)<br>
But my real passion is golf. Do you like golf?<br>
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Women 1 (spoken)<br>
Of course! (sang) I'm lying<br>
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Man 2 (spoken)<br>
Do you play?<br>
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Women 1 (spoken)<br>
Oh surley. (sung) Oh boy I'm lying.<br>
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Man 2 (spoken)<br>
We gotta play some time.<br>
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Women 1 (spoken)<br>
Your course or mine.<br>
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Both (laugh)<br>
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Women 1 <br>
Who is this women talking<br>
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Man 2 (spoken)<br>
Hey did you ever see the greatest golf movie ever made, Cattyshack?<br>
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Women 1 (spoken)<br>
Loved it! (sung) I didn't see this movie.<br>
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Man 2 (spoken)<br>
What was your favorite scene?<br>
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Women 1 <br>
Help me<br>
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Women 2<br>
Help me<br>
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Both <br>
Help me<br>
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Man 1 (spoken)<br>
So the difference between fuel exhaust and fuel enjection is really simple. ha ha ha<br>
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Women 2<br>
To think he thinks he's at his best, no thought tonight has he represed. <br>
He talks and talks and eyes my breast there's a serious single man drought.<br>
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Women 1<br>
Now some would say a catch I found. <br>
He's single, straight, his mind is sound. <br>
There's four guys left like him around. <br>
There's a serious single man drought.<br>
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Women 2<br>
I can't believe he's talking still.<br>
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Women 1 <br>
Oh God I need a scotch refill.<br>
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Women 2 <br>
He chews<br>
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Women 1<br>
He spews<br>
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Both <br>
I could use a pill. There's a serios single man drought.<br>
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Women 1<br>
Standards, I used to have some standards.<br>
But man by man every standerd meaindered from me.<br>
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Women 2<br>
Lesbian, I should be a lesbian. <br>
If I was born to love women how wondersully sain I would be.<br>
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Man 2 (spoken)<br>
And who is your favorite Cattyshack actor?<br>
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Women 1 (spoken)<br>
Oh, uh, well you know, that person, that wacky nutty, nutty, golf thingy, guy.<br>
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Man 2 (spoken)<br>
Chevy Chase?<br>
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Women 1 (spoken)<br>
Yes<br>
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Man 2 (spoken)<br>
Me too.<br>
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Women 1<br>
I could grow old, alone just fine.<br>
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Women 2 <br>
I'll buy some cats like 29.<br>
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Both <br>
They'll find me dead in my feline shrine. <br>
There's a serious single man drought. <br>
So I date bob and hope and flirt, he might get better by dessert. <br>
I stay, I pray, still I assert, there's a serious single man, deleirous single man...<br>
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Both Men<br>
And let me take care of the check.<br>
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Both Women<br>
Lets split it.<br>
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Women 1 <br>
I'm lying<br>
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Women 2<br>
I'm lying<br>
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Both<br>
I'm really lying<br>
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Both Men<br>
No its on me<br>
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Both Women<br>
You bet your sweet macho gold card it is. <br>
Cause there's a serious, delierious, severious, varbirious, send<br>
the marines we're talking serious, single man drought! (click) Ladies room!<br>
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