I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change movie - Satisfaction Guaranteed lyrics

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(Wolf howl)<br>

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Man<br>

So, how was I?<br>

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Woman<br>

Oh, you were good<br>

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Man<br>

You mean good or UNBELIEVABLE?<br>

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Woman<br>

Oh, stop it! I can't take it anymore. You were terrible. <br>

I didn't get any pleasure. Not only didn't the earth move, the bed<br>

hardly rocked. Oh, I wish there were something I could do about it.<br>

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Announcer<br>

Hello! <br>

Did you ever wish you could sue someone because they didn't satisfy you sexually? <br>

Well good news, now you can! <br>

At Gechovian, Myers, Masters, <br>

and Johnson we have a large staff of sexually experience attorneys <br>

who wanna get into your bedroom<br>

and get you the orgasm you deserve! <br>

Let's take a look at a typical couple engaged in love making.<br>

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Woman<br>

Lower. Higher. Lower. Higher. Ugh.<br>

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Man<br>

Ow, ow! Watch your knees!<br>

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Woman<br>

Ow!<br>

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Announcer<br>

Not very appealing. And all too familiar. <br>

Now let's take a look at the same couple with a Gechovian, Myers, Masters, <br>

and Johnson attorney present!<br>

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Attorney<br>

I'm sorry, Mr. Elliot, but your contract states you must be nibbling her neck. <br>

And Ms. Courtland, his feet must be fondled. <br>

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Man and woman<br>

Oh, right right right. Oh! Oh! Oh!<br>

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Announcer<br>

(Laughs) See how easy it is when you let a no-nonsense litigator handle <br>

the negotiations of lovemaking? <br>

Your intial consultation is just $25 and your fee can be a portion <br>

of your settlement should your partner fail to satisfy your fetishes. <br>

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Woman<br>

I got $5,000 because he missed my G-spot!<br>

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Man<br>

And I got $10,000 because she wouldn't go down on me!<br>

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Announcer<br>

At Gechovian, Myers, Masters, <br>

and Johnson if your partner doesn't get you off, we get you money! <br>

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