I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change movie - Prologue/Cantata for a First Date lyrics
rate me<br>
Woman 1<br>
And the Lord God said, "Let there be light." And there was light.<br>
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Man 1<br>
And the Lord God said, "Let there be man and woman."<br>
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Woman 2 <br>
And there was man and woman<br>
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Man 2<br>
That night man asked woman if she was busy<br>
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Woman 2<br>
And woman said, "Thank you, she'd have to check.<br>
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Woman 1 <br>
But she's interested in anything long term, she still wants to see other people.<br>
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Women 1/2 <br>
He he he he he he he he he he he he<br>
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Man 2 <br>
And man said, "There are no other people"<br>
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Man 1/2 <br>
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha<br>
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Woman 1 <br>
And woman said ok how about this, <br>
We get married, you vow you're eternal love for me, <br>
I expell a bunch of miniature humans<br>
Who are totally depended on us for 18 years.<br>
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Woman 2 <br>
You get a job, you stay home weekends, <br>
And you never see another women naked for the rest of your life.<br>
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Man 2<br>
And man said<br>
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Man 1/2<br>
Ah ah ah ah ah<br>
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Women 1<br>
And then thousands<br>
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Man 1<br>
And thousands<br>
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Women 2<br>
And thousands<br>
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Man 2<br>
And thousands of years past<br>
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Women 1<br>
And as for man and women...<br>
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Man 1<br>
First date, new romance, clean shirt, pressed pants, <br>
Aftershave, deoderent, electric razor, veloments.<br>
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Man 2<br>
Mouthwash, toothpaste, bring the condoms just in case, <br>
Macho boy, slick the hair, modern man, debonair.<br>
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Man 1<br>
I will splash on must.<br>
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Man 2<br>
I will knot my tie.<br>
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Man 1/2 <br>
And before I go I will check my fly.<br>
It is women who have turned me into this.<br>
A quaff up and dry cleanded guy.<br>
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Women 1<br>
Facial creme from a spa, lingerie, wonder bra, <br>
Hairspray, hairspritz, wax the legs, shave the pits.<br>
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Women 2<br>
Appitite, coy and pert, don't eat much, <br>
No dessert, sweet and low, half and half, smile a lot, fake a laugh.<br>
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Women 1<br>
I have primed and plucked<br>
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Women 2<br>
I have rubbed on nair.<br>
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Women 1/2<br>
I have spent two hours on my face and hair. <br>
And I did all this for a guy I barely know, and I bet he won't even care.<br>
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Man 1<br>
I'll behave real well. Show her just the good stuff only.<br>
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Man 2 <br>
I could weave a spell, if I lie about somethings.<br>
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Woman 1<br>
I hope he's mature, unlike every guy I've dated.<br>
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Woman 2<br>
Still I will endure, someone somewhere dreams of me.<br>
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Man 1<br>
But I got baggage, emotioal baggage, a plane load of baggage, <br>
That causes much saggage, everybody.<br>
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All<br>
We've got baggage, emotional draggage, <br>
And we've been logging around this baggage a long long time.<br>
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All (spoken)<br>
Time!?! Shit!!!!!!!!<br>
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All<br>
Will my hopes be met? Will my fear dispell?<br>
Will I captivate? Or will I repel?<br>
Will I show him/her just how wonderful I am? <br>
Or will I be a date from hell?<br>
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All<br>
First date, new romance, different partner, same dance, <br>
Ready now, almost time, here we go, door bell chime.<br>
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All at same time:<br>
Men: Women: (faster)<br>
I'll behave real well Facial creme from a spa<br>
Show her just the lingere wonder bra<br>
good stuff only I hairspray hairspritz<br>
could weave a spell wax the legs shave the<br>
If I lied about some pits. Appatite coy and <br>
things. pert, don't eat much no <br>
dessert, sweet and low<br>
half and half smile a <br>
lot fake a laugh<br>
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All<br>
Here I go once more, fishing for another lover, <br>
One more waiting door, one more very long long shot.<br>
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Man 1<br>
Will this be a waste?<br>
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Woman 1<br>
Or will I strike gold?<br>
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Man 2<br>
Will my life be chase?<br>
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Woman 2<br>
God, I'm getting old.<br>
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(door bell rings)<br>
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All (spoken)<br>
HI.<br>
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