I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change movie - Hey There, Single Gut/Gal lyrics
rate me<br>
Women 1 (spoken)<br>
Go ahean Mory, make your toast.<br>
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Man 2 (spoken)<br>
Right my toast, yes, a toast to our uh, not quite ready son Mitch, <br>
and our too focused on her career or else she'd be our daugher, Karen. <br>
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Both<br>
Here Here.<br>
Hey there single gal, you're still single now.<br>
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Women 1<br>
Tonight you'll still be sleeping all alone.<br>
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Both<br>
But we don't pitty you, no no, not pretty you. <br>
Cause your life belongs to no man its your own.<br>
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Man 2<br>
You've got your friends so dear.<br>
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Women 1<br>
Not to mention, your career.<br>
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Both<br>
You don't need no guy to come knocking at your door. (oh oh oh)<br>
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Man 2<br>
But we won't make a fuss.<br>
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Women 1<br>
Cause you inspire us.<br>
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Both<br>
Like Marlow Thomas and Mary Tyler Moore.<br>
But hey there you're ok, women of today.<br>
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Man 2<br>
You've got much more than mother ever had.<br>
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Women 1<br>
You are so lucky.<br>
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Both<br>
So go home get some sleep but pray you do not weep.<br>
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Women 1<br>
Just curl up with some agendas, and be glad.<br>
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Both <br>
Single Gal.<br>
Hey there single guy, no need to clarify.<br>
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Women 1<br>
Why a man of your age can't commit.<br>
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Both<br>
It's fine with us my son, just drink dance have some fun. <br>
We're your parents we support you. (spoken) <br>
YOU LITTLE SHIT!<br>
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Man 2<br>
Have you just lost your way?<br>
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Women 1<br>
Repressed, confused, or gay?<br>
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Both<br>
For once in your life give matramony, a whirl. (oh oh oh)<br>
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Women 1<br>
So whatcha waiting you.<br>
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Man 2<br>
So get on with mating you.<br>
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Both<br>
What's wrong with her she seems like such a nice girl. <br>
But we don't need to pry, relax you happy guy.<br>
Adulthood's not a crucial as it seems. <br>
For grandkids we can wait, no need to procreate. <br>
Who care if you've destroyed your parents dreams, <br>
Big career girl, wayward son, future spinster, dissapointment. <br>
Here's to you.<br>
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