I Eat Lightning - Conspiracy Theorist lyrics

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So, I'm a bit of a conspiracy theorist and you can skip this track if you don't really want to hear it

I don't trust the government, the news and most media

It's time we evolve this little world like eevee huh?

Oh! just made a pokemon reference. The rich are the kings and the poor are the peasants

If you can see clearly, not darkly like a scanner then you know it's time for change like thor drops the hammer

All they want is more, can they ever have enough

The government should fold, it's time we call all of their bluffs

If your sick of all the lies and your sick of all the bull shit

Sing along with me as I go through this short list

More weed, more bass, more love, more change

More truth, more peace, less hate, less greed

The financial elite pretty much control the world

These crooked politicians make we want to fucking hurl

A government run and controlled by corperations

I say it's time for change if you know what I'm saying

NEWS FLASH! This just in

The people are sick of all this shit

Doctors using drugs to brainwash our kids

Disagree with what they say and they just say here, take this.

I believe in aliens, you can call me crazy

I saw a ufo and it really just amazed me

Sober when I saw it, so I wasn't confused

You can say that I'm a liar but I'm telling the truth

You can bet your ass if there's an "alien" invasion that the government was up to it

We're just the pawns they're playing

Stage an attack to form the new world order

Never have enough they want control of all borders

Sounds far fetched but it wouldn't surprise me

World domination don't take it lightly

Taking our freedom like the string from a sweater

It all unravels and they swear it's for the better

One by one they take our rights away

They say that it's all just to keep us safe

Tell me is it all just to keep us safe?

When they're spraying peaceful people with pepper spray?