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Miss Marmelstein! Miss Marmelstein! Miss Marmelstein!<br>
Oh, why is it always Miss Marmelstein?<br>
Miss Marmelstein? Miss Marmelstein?<br>
Other girls get called by their first names right away<br>
They get cozy intimate ... Do you know what I mean?<br>
Nobody calls me: "hey, baby doll!"<br>
Or "Honey Dear" or "Sweetie Pie"<br>
Even my first name would be preferable<br>
Though it's terrible, it might be better: it's Yetta!<br>
Or perhaps my second name that's Tessye<br>
Spells T-E-S-S-Y-E!<br>
But no, no, it's always Miss Marmelstein!<br>
You'd think at least Miss M. they could try...<br>
Miss Marmelstein! Miss Marmelstein!<br>
Miss Marmelstein! Miss Marmelstein! Miss Marmelstein!<br>
Oh, I could die!<br>
I'm a very willing secretary<br>
Enjoy my work as my employer will corroborate<br>
except for one disappointment one fly in the ointment<br>
It's great I mean simply great<br>
But the aggravation of my situation<br>
I might as well get it off my chest<br>
It's the drum appellation<br>
Oh pardon the big words I apply <br>
But I was an English major at C.C.N.Y.<br>
Drum appellation!<br>
Well, literally I am persistently addressed<br>
Persistently, perpetually, continually and inevitably addressed!<br>
Believe me, it could drive a person positively psychosomatic<br>
Why is it always Miss Marmelstein?<br>
Miss Marmelstein? Miss Marmelstein?<br>
Other girls get called by their nick names right away<br>
slightly naughty or riske<br>
Do you know what I mean? Ha! Ha...Mmmmmmm!<br>
Nobody calls me : "Koo-Chee-Koo" or "Boobala" or "Passion Pie"<br>
Even "Hey There Babe!" thought not respectable<br>
Ain't so objectable<br>
It's kind of crummy but chummy<br>
Of course if I got married, that would do it<br>
So, where's the lucky guy? Ha...<br>
Till then it still is Miss Marmelstein!<br>
Everyday I get more and more fast<br>
Miss Marmelstein! Miss Marmelstein!<br>
Miss Marmelstein! Miss Marmelstein! Miss Marmelstein!<br>
Oh...Oh...Oh...!<br>
I could Bust!<br>
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