How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying movie - A Secretary is Not a Toy lyrics

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Gentlemen. Gentlemen.<br>

A secretary is not a toy,<br>

No, my boy, not a toy<br>

To fondle and dandle and playfully handle<br>

In search of some puerile joy.<br>

No, a secretary is not,<br>

Definitely not, a toy. <br>

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You're absolutely right, Mr. Bratt.<br>

We wouldn't have it any other way, Mr. Bratt.<br>

It's a company rule, Mr. Bratt. <br>

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A secretary is not a toy,<br>

No, my boy, not a toy.<br>

So do not go jumping for joy, boy.<br>

A secretary is not . . .<br>

A secretary is not . . .<br>

A secretary is not a toy. <br>

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A secretary is not to be<br>

Used for play therapy.<br>

Be good to the girl you employ, boy.<br>

Remember no matter what<br>

Neurotic trouble you've got<br>

A secretary is not a toy. <br>

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She's a highly specialized key component<br>

Of operational unity,<br>

A fine and sensitive mechanism<br>

To serve the office community.<br>

With a mother at home she supports;<br>

And you'll find nothing like her at FAO Schwarz. <br>

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A secretary is not a pet<br>

Nor an e-rector set.<br>

It happened to Charlie McCoy, boy:<br>

They fired him like a shot<br>

The day the fellow forgot<br>

A secretary is not a toy. <br>

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A secretary is not a toy.<br>

And when you put her to use . . .<br>

Observe when you put her to use . . .<br>

That you don't find the name "Lionel"<br>

On her caboose. <br>

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A secretary is not a thing<br>

Wound by key, pulled by string.<br>

Her pad is to write in<br>

And not spend the night in.<br>

If that's what you plan to enjoy.<br>

No!! <br>

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The secretary ya got,<br>

Is definitely not<br>

Employed to do a gavotte,<br>

Or you know what. <br>

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Before you jump for joy,<br>

Remember this, my boy,<br>

A secretary is not<br>

A tinkertoy!<br>

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