HOUSEMARTINS - I Can't Put My Finger On It lyrics

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As martin said to xanthe<br>As they played with wooden toys<br>You may have wendy's playhouse<br>But where the heel's your boys? <br>As paul said to fifi<br>As they eyed each other up<br>You may have better plimsoles<br>But you can't pee standing up<br><br>And I'd like to take the time to bite<br>Their neck and make it bleed<br>Or maybe I could cut holes in their<br>Daddy's harris tweed<br><br>And I can't put my finger on it<br>Maybe it's something in their food<br>And I cna't put my finger on it<br>All I know is christ would've sued<br><br>As sharon said to jamie<br>As they sat down for a chat<br>If you think I'm cooking dinner<br>Well, prepare to eat dead rat<br><br>As debbie said to alex<br>As they held hands in the park<br>How come you wear rupert check<br>When you think you're so hard<br><br>I should've done his land rover<br>To let him know I'd been<br>Instead I wrote f' off<br>On the dirt across his screen<br><br>And I can't put my finger on it<br>Maybe it's something in their food<br>And I cna't put my finger on it<br>All I know is christ would've sued<br><br>I wish I'd let them know that I was here<br>A drop of arsenic in the wine<br>Sulphuric acid in the beer