Hot Stylz - Yo Mama Gotta Mustache lyrics

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Why yo grand-daddy gang bangin'

And yo mama booty be stankin

Why yo brother got them lil' gym shoes on

Yo sister? she nappy headed

You light skinned like michael jackson

But yo mama and them dark like michael blackson

No money back when you did your taxes

Oodles and noodles for lunch and breakfast

T-shirt little

Got a big ketchup stain in the middle

Lil dirt tpain you a stripper

Short hair due with a bang in the front

Pony tail in the back

You smell like baby similac mixed with a dill pickle

And you got a black front tooth

Yo mama got a mustache bigger then mine

And got a size 14 in a timberland boot

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Yo mama dirty

Yo daddy dirty

Yo sister dirty

Yo brother dirty

Yo dog dirty

Yo turtle dirty

People got jokes and I know you heard me

What's up with that? [x4]

Yo mama got a mustache bigger than yo dads

What's up with that?

Yo mama

Yo daddy

Yo greasy greasy grand-mammy

She got wholes in her draws

6 feet tall

Tall enough to play basketball

She fonky

And you busted

Why you walk around smelling so musty

Looking like ezell off friday

That's a damn shame girl you dusty

Get yo goofy ass out of here

With a face like midget mac

Yo weave off track

And yo butt so flat

Do apple bottoms sagg?

Yo mamas on crack

Rock her hair just like a dust mop

Yo uncle smell like dookie

Plus he live behind a bus stop

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Oh hell naw

Yo buddy cute but you pop

Yo daddy work at the corner store

And yo mama stripper name is stop

Yo mama look like a man

Yo man look like a kid

Yo kid look like a miniature volume of martia billblewit a wig

Yo booty stank and you musty

Plus yo clothes dirty as hell

Yo air force ones all busted

You had them since last year

Yo 10 year old sister pregnant

And yo mama mad cause she caint get with

Yo little brothers idle is michael vick

And yo uncle real name is harriet

(Ooooo)

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Thanks to Razvan