Horrible Histories - Victoria And Albert Love Ballad lyrics

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For 40 years I ruled alone

She'd all those tears while on the throne

What got me through the pain and hurt

Was clinging to the memory of Albert.

I loved her so, my darling Vicky

So much, you know almost made me sicky

I was not liked in your country

But who cares when I had her love for me

Her love for me

Oh V and A

Oh A and V

Each wasted vowel O, A and E

Oh A and V

Oh V and A

They'll all be after us one day

In love from our first Rendezvous

As queen hadto propose to you

You were my rock in a crisis

Like when someone tried to shoot you but they missed

We were a real celebrity pair

Was first queen vic first albert square

The press watched every smile and flirt

Called us Alboria but I prefer Vicbert

Well you can call me Al

Oh Bert and Vic

Oh Vic and Bert

Nine kids made parenting a hurt

Oh Vic and Bert

Oh Bert and Vic

Yet I found babies ugly ironic

Eur! My eyes!

We set trends,

Started new traditions.

Christmas trees,

Wearing tartan with style.

Albert had,

The great exhibition.

Which made great Britain,

Albert over.

At last!

Oh Vic and Al

Oh Al and Vic

You should have hit scum with your stick

Oh Al and Vic

Oh Vic and Al

Our scores are truly grander than royal.

Then Albert died

Which left just me

Just V no A

No A just V

Oh how I mourned my special pal

I love you Vic

I love you Al

Thanks to Lyric Meister for correcting these lyrics