Horrible Histories - The Borgia Family lyrics

rate me

lucrezia, giovanni, gioffre and cesare

italian barmy army, the borgia family

our daddy was rodrigo

i had a monstrous ego

where he makes truoble we go

the borgia famiy

our tale begins renastance spain,

it's leadish were a shower

so i run out of patiance

so began in my quest for power

i splashed my cash to all the people

cardinal and hope

they'd be bought they were in short

so i became the pope

more power then i altar

blood sticker and morta

appoint my sons and daughter

to run a dinasty

with daddy as the pope i could do as i pleased

was ace,i'd kill a man who dare

like invade my personal space

i found a husband for lucrezia

rich giovanni sforza, do you love him?

yes of course but love his power and money more so

now married to the sforzas this opens up new dooras

they will not stand before us

the borgia/sforza family

yes, and while we're at it we will marry son gioffre

aged 12 but so what soon will be

the borgia/sforza and the naples family

when the sforza family

eventually bores ya

with just an oldly marriage if he refuses to devorce ya

don't i get a say?

don't threat, for you another man i'll get

alfonzo of aragon

i like him this could go on and on!

you like him i've gone off him

his pretty face makes me whince

you killed him???

yeah i'm the new modern form

machiavelli's prince

giovanni run the army but cesare said

no way! i'll kill you if u cross me i might kill you anyway

i am the mostest powerfulest, evilest of all

as long as dads alive thier's not a single chance i'll fall

huh arrr!

awww nooo

we suddenly lost status

it seemed the whole world'ld hate us

the borgia family RIP