Horrible Histories - Spartan High School Musical lyrics

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<b>Spartan High School Musical</b> by <i>Horrible Histories</i><br />

Today I'm starting High School

Where boys are turned to men

I packed my sword and shield

We don't use paper and pen

Everyone's a jock here

We don't have Spartan nerds

The weedy kids were left to die

As breakfast for the birds

We're taught to love a fight

We're taught not to be meek

And if we're good they feed us

Three square meals every week

Let's go fighting now

Fighting is exciting now

Rocking at the Spartan School

A Spartan kindergarten

I'm the boss that's understood

I smack them if they're naughty

And I thwack them if they're good

I'm feeling rather peckish

I'm gonna steal some food

Caught! I'll have to punish you

Ungrateful Spartan brood

We promise not to steal

We're not the thieving sort

Stealing is considered good

What's bad is getting caught

Let's get beating now

Learn lies and cheating now

Rolling at the Spartan School

We have a bunch of contests

To see who is the best

The leanest, meanest,

Roughest, toughest Spartan contest

This one is my favourite game

Lashings of good fun

Didn't feel a thing

I want my mum

We passed our last exam

And it's Spartan graduation

Straight away we go to work

No time for celebration

Ten years active service

In the army

No diversion

There's only one job for a Spartan

Killing lot's of Persians!

Wondering about love?

It's banned until you're thirty

High School doesn't teach romance

It teaches fighting dirty

Let's go fighting now

Fighting is exciting now

Rocking at the Spartan School

Let's get beating now

Learn lies and cheating now

Rolling at the Spartan School!