Horrible Histories - Cleopatra Song lyrics

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Cleopatra lyrics

Ra, ra, Cleopatra!

Famous beauty coming at ya!

Ra ra, patra Cleo!

Guys all go gaga for me-o!

I am a leader And a lady and a queen

I'm Cleopatra

Such a queen, never been seen

I am a pharoah

Yet they're-o meant to be guys

But I don't care-oI just wear-o beard disguise

My mum and dad were pharoahs

I thought my rule's due

But both my older sisters Thought that they should

rule too

Oh dear, they both died!

I wonder who that would leave

Little me-o, pharoah Cleo?

Okay, no time to grieve!

Wawawawawa!!!

Think that's alarming, you'd be right but it gets worse

Married my half brother And we ruled the universe

That bad romance Led to an overcrowded throne

But then he died, boo-hoo So now I rule alone

Oh know wah wah cleopatra ra ra parts cleo

Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah

All hail lady Cleo!

Wah, wah, wah, la, la

Coolest pharoah by far!

Fashion topped my list of vices

Bathed in asses' milk and spices

Then I dressed like goddess Isis

Long, black hair in ringlets nicest

Vipers too for men entices

Finest linen robe, top prices!

Married another brotherHe's an okay geezer

But never toldOf my love for Julius Caesar

Had Caesar's child and hopedThat he'd be crowned

king

My bro said no, I said 'Oh!'And I murdered him

'Cause I am CleopatraEgypt's royalty

The ruling pharoah, don't you dare-oMess with me!

My pokerface smilesOnly when I see

A man who takes my fancy like Oh! Mark Antony!

Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah

Another Roman leader.

Wah, wah, wah, la, la

No Egyptian crowd pleaser

Ra, ra, Cleopatra!

Finally, I'd met my match-a!

Ra, ra, patra Cleo!

Ends in death for him and me-o!

My life was a dramaI was one kooky mama!

Woah, woah, woah, you know

Today I'd be a favourite of thePaparazzo!

Thanks to Lil for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to Lydia for correcting these lyrics