Horrible Histories - Blue Bloody Blues lyrics

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I bet you think the Stuarts were an English dynasty Well we only came to

England when the crown belonged to me Our clans may have come from Scotland

but our tales are not a bonnie one your see

We got the blue bloody blues in a blue Stuart shoes each king queen and air

had are personal nightmare Have you read the news we got the blue blooded

blues

Let’s start with me king Robert 3 some say I was a fool once fell off my

horse and hurt my self quite badly how un cool ended up with a limp a limp

is what they cool marroo (and I tell you for why)

We got the blue bloody blues in a sun set had 2 wanted in prison starved in

jail the other captured epic fail the worst king in my review I got the

blue bloody blues

The next 5 kings all called James but none where lucky Jim James 1 hid down

a sewer was caught by assassins James 2 was less unpopular but killed by

his own cannon so pretty dim (and it don’ts end there you not wrong)

We got the blue bloody blues so easy to lose 3 and 4 killed in battle 5

lost at war and cattle explain why we can’t fuse about the Stuarts clan

blues (sing it Mary go on girl)

I’m Mary queen of Scots I had misfortune I had lots to queen Liz was a

frizz she threw me into prison yer still accused me of proton can you see

where I’m heading Liz is a Tudor so take a guess (beheaded yer) After queen

was dead me was king of England too Came James the first in England but the

Stuart luck stayed though Guy Fawkes try to blow me up but turned me into

Stuart stew

(One more time yer) we got the blue bloody blues not the role life you

choose we my son Charles a decapity we briefly killed off royalty Stuart

morns as it’s true cursed with the blue bloody blues (that’s what I’m

talking about)