HoodWinked - Be Prepared lyrics
rate me37 years ago a witch done put a spell on me<br />
The spell where when I'm talkin' I'm singin' it with<br />
Glee.<br />
When you're always singin you've got to live alone<br />
That's why I made this mountain shack my home.<br />
<br />
And when you're on the mountain, you got no<br />
Guarantees.<br />
That life will turn up roses or turn out as you<br />
Please.<br />
When yuo're on the mountains, there's lots to be<br />
A'feared.<br />
That's why this here old mountain goat's prepared<br />
<br />
Be prepared, be prepared, <br />
This lesson must be shared, <br />
This lesson must be shared, <br />
Be prepared! <br />
<br />
Be prepared, be prepared<br />
And unless you got a spare, <br />
You got one life, so handle it with care<br />
<br />
(Goat yodelling)<br />
<br />
I got horns that open bottles, <br />
And I got horns that holds my keys, <br />
I got horns that when you turn'em right, they help me<br />
Watch TV.<br />
<br />
I got horns that open pickle jars, <br />
And horns that come with hair, <br />
I got horns that hang my other horns-<br />
I alway come prepared.<br />
<br />
Be prepared, be prepared, <br />
And unless you got a spare, <br />
You got one life, so handle it with care<br />
<br />
Yeeeheee! Keep you hands and feet inside of the<br />
Vehicle at all times! <br />
<br />
(Goat yodelling and more)<br />
<br />
Ooooh, an avalanche is comin' and I do not fell<br />
Prepared, <br />
It's rumblin' like a mountain lion, I must say<br />
I'm scared, <br />
And if not for the witch's spell you'd hear how<br />
I scream, <br />
But since I'm only singin', I'll just Yodel till were<br />
Creamed!
