Hoodwinked movie - Be Prepared lyrics

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"37 years ago a witch done put a spell on me<br>

A spell where when I'm talkin' I'm singin' it with glee.<br>

When you're always singin' you got to live alone<br>

That's why I made this mountain shack my home.<br>

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When you're on the mountain, there's lots to be a'feared<br>

That's why this here old mountain goat's prepared!<br>

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(goat yodelling)<br>

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I got horns that open bottles,<br>

And I got horns that hold my keys,<br>

I got horns that when you turn 'em right, they help me watch TV.<br>

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I got horns that open pickle jars,<br>

And horns that come with hair,<br>

I got horns that hang my other horns -<br>

I always come prepared.<br>

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To be prepared, to be prepared,<br>

This lesson must be shared,<br>

This lesson must be shared,<br>

Be prepared!<br>

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Be prepared, be prepared,<br>

And unless you got a spare,<br>

You got one life, so handle it with care!<br>

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Yeeeheeeee! Keep your hands and feet inside of the vehicle at all times!<br>

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(goat yodelling and more)<br>

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Ooooooh, an avalanche is comin' and I do not feel prepared,<br>

It's rumblin' like a mountain lion - I must say that I'm scared,<br>

And if not for the witch's spell you'd hear just how I scream,<br>

But since I'm only singin', I'll just yodel 'til we're creamed!<br>

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(goat yodelling...)<br>

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Baaaaa!" <br>

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